It’s not sexy though, is it. Unless you have the figure of a model (and I mean guys as well as girls), it’s mostly unflattering, uncomfy and kinda naff.
Every now and again, Stuff Goes Wrong. Sometimes I might be mid way through making something, and find there’s a flaw in the wood that means I can’t do what I had originally planned. Often I can salvage it though; that’s the beauty of not working to a plan! More often, I just get carried …
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Splinters?!
“Wooden sex toys? Won’t they give me splinters?!”
Aw hell no, d’you think I’m some kind of evil genius?
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Why is sexy underwear so unsexy?
It’s not sexy though, is it. Unless you have the figure of a model (and I mean guys as well as girls), it’s mostly unflattering, uncomfy and kinda naff.
Seriously, mind where you’re sticking that.
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Every now and again, Stuff Goes Wrong. Sometimes I might be mid way through making something, and find there’s a flaw in the wood that means I can’t do what I had originally planned. Often I can salvage it though; that’s the beauty of not working to a plan! More often, I just get carried …
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Welcome! Well, as I write, the world’s a peculiar place. Coronavirus is everywhere and the UK is in lockdown. Small businesses everywhere are facing ruin, and many workers have been laid off, furloughed, or just have no shifts to work on their zero-hours contracts.